fkasocks:

Incredible things are happening in the master collection mod nexus

0rdi:

Travis Mcelroy has joined BROCKHAMPTON

were–ralph:

how do you usually sleep

completely nude

just underwear

just shirt no undies/pants

shirt and shorts/pants (no underwear)

pajama shorts and no shirt

pajama pants and no shirt

pajama pants and shirt

pajama shorts and shirt

whatever i was wearing earlier that day

literally anything i have no special clothes

i sleep in jeans

other (comment)

if more than one option just pick the one that’s most often

mcmangos:

dirtreally:

mangadex front page be like:
the girl who was mean to me but shes niceys to me now

100 days until this girl fucccks me (the author gets bored and she fucks him in 15 days)

gyaru pussy

isekai pussy

gyaru isekai pussy

I Am The Ghost Killar

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

kalgalen:

you’re not ascending to godhood you’re just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

I fucked up

stinkyhat:

harbinger-of-kisses:

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

i want to go on T

i will smell like Balls instead of girl. i would watch Spike TV instead of Lifetime while cracking open some Beers with my Boys. i’ll eat Jerky and Bulk Protein Powder from GNC. i would hit the gym 4 times a week. i am also more likely to meet Barack Obama, Brad Pitt, John Stamos, and Marlon Brando.

i wish I was on T :(

i would Croon a GoonChant. i’ll Fuck my 1996 Ford F-250 XLT. i will Huff my GymBros Jockstrap.

I’m so sorry to tell you this, but Marlon Brando’s dead.

i would play in Mud.

rockstarsuperheat:

cinna-bunnie:

transexuality:

im cain and im abel

the brothers

the brother

krafterwrites:

I don’t really care about Pokemon, but I can’t not share this clip after seeing it

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

beautifulmutants-deactivated202:

roxylalonde: