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oldirishmonasticsuggestions:

oldirishmonasticsuggestions:

Suggestions for your depiction of the man for your illuminated copy of the Gospel of St. Matthew:

  1. Depict him wrapped in a checkered blanket.
  2. Give him tiny feet. The tiniest you can.
  3. Now point those feet in the same direction.
  4. Don’t give him arms. Arms are overrated.
  5. The more unsettling he looks, the better.
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Perfect…

581d00:

2019 is the year that I snap and that’s all i am going to say about it

plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

jxhn-mulaney:

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

suppermariobroth:

A graphical glitch in Super Mario World that can happen only under exceedingly specific circumstances: in the Special World level “Awesome”, there is a segment where Cheep Cheeps jump up from the bottom of the screen. If Yoshi is taken into that segment, and if Mario jumps off Yoshi in such a way that Yoshi drops into the bottomless pit on the same frame that a Cheep Cheep appears, that particular Cheep Cheep will have a different palette than normal, containing the color blue. This glitch cannot occur anywhere else.
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plentys:

my komputer: *beep*

me: o im fine thank u how are u

ranma-official:
“ sergeantbabylegs:
“ markv5:
“Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…
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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
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ranma-official:

sergeantbabylegs:

markv5:

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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msx2:

msx2:

underrated bit in mgsv is when if you’re away from mother base too long you get one of two cutscenes: one being dd jumping on you cuz he misses you, the other being ocelot angrily trashing mother base because he misses you

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ruusalor:

completelykorra:

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

don’t even talk to me unless you only listen to Inspector Bonk

fuckmountain2:

fuckmountain2:

i follow this subreddit called r/chairsunderwater the whole sub is just chairs underwater its a great experience 

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just some lads